CHAOS IN THROATCUTTER HILL!

Ahh, finally time for a nice relaxing—what the heck?! I just got my life back to normal, and now the whole city is gettin' torn apart by prehistoric plants, poisonous pollen, and ahhh...dangit, I ran outta P words for alliteration, so uhhh...terrible treeoids?

I got a bad feeling my one true love, Poison Ivy, is behind alla this. I guess I gotta get my butt down to City Hall stat!